Hi :) I'm Alyssa and this is my blog

starwatchinq:

if you bring posters to concerts please reconsider your life


stability:

people who feel comfortable pooping anywhere other than their house are not to be trifled with

(Source: stability)


flatbootyvevo:

my anaconda don’t want none unless ur gonna pay my college funds


unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says “i’ll be back” and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you see him he just says “good morning im back’ like what is wrong with him