Hi :) I'm Alyssa and this is my blog

contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop


haemus:

The girl you just called hot? That me


jaclcfrost:

inside jokes are so amazing and powerful like you can say one word one fucking word and have a person on the floor laughing or glaring at you while saying your name in complete exasperation while everyone else is just utterly confused


youthagainstfascism:

interviewer: Why r u such a hoe
Me: Because it’s so much fun, Jan!

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koobaxion:

Man okay when I got my wisdom teeth out it was a fucking experience. Before the surgery wasn’t too interesting but as soon as I woke up I saw the nurse next to me and was all like “hey… i think… i died… and now I’m in a parallel universe… and i gotta go back to my house and kill…


overlypolitebisexual:

straight boy: spending time with my bro! #nohomo #justfriends #justplatonicfriends #platonicmalefriends #nogaybusiness #wearenteventouching #satfivefeetapart #ilovechicks #notguys #onlyliketheladies #notgay #straightasaline #straighterthannedflanders #justabromance #butnotagayone #didialreadysaynohomo